Just so you know, I have NOT departed to that Great Eternal Beyond. (Yet.) I’m only moving to a new apartment, the move which will henceforth be referred to as the Great Eternal Move because it’s taking forever and slowly sucking my life from me. I’ll let you know if there’s anything left when I’m done.

(OH, and JONOWRIMO? I’m just bumping you forward a few days. In my mind, I have until Christmas to finish.)