I didn’t try to post any of these but suffice it to say that the few times I tried it were hilarious.
I stole annemariepace’s boyfriend, married her cousin, dotificus got me in trouble with the law for discussing socks with an undercover officer, elsbetvance stole kpluta’s cheescake and almafullerton got my mom drunk. Not all in the same episode.
Kristy Dempsey 
You’d better watch your back, Dempsey. You just watch your back.
No need
I’ve got enough Brazilian men watching my back to suffice.
You mean Brazilian drugload hitmen or Brazilian men catcalling as you saunter down the street? Either way, they’d better watch THEIR backs, too.
Well, I first put druglord bodyguards as a joke and then I came back and changed it after remembering how much men here love to cat-call. Not that my backside is cat-call worthy. But for the ones who are willing to do the cat-calling, I think anything works.
Psssst!
Hey Kristy, c’mere.
I just got a shipment. Yeah, black market, you aren’t gonna be able to find socks like these just by runnin’ down to Target. Check ’em out.
Re: Psssst!
I’m out, I say. OUT! You can’t suck me into your evil schemes anymore. I’ve done my time. Now you just let me live in peace, evil dotificus!