One of two things

When you grab a spoon and scoop out a hunk of peanut butter, and then proceed to thrust it in the bag of mini-marshmallows and then into your mouth, one of two things might be true. Either:

1. You’re a little too stressed for your own good.
2. You didn’t eat quite enough lunch.

Or maybe both.


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17 thoughts on “One of two things

  1. And…if you first dip that peanut butter covered spoon into cherry preserves before you scoop into the marshmallow bag…well…something really serious is going on there. We don’t EVEN want to talk about the chocolate sauce.

    Not that I’ve ever done that, mind you.

    *shuffles away*

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