Elementary school K, speaking as if he were letting me in on a "secret":
Ms. Kristy, did you know that you are a "fake blonde"? Because I can see the darker places at the top of your head.
Putting aside that even with highlights no one would consider me a "blonde," I pretended to have no idea what he was talking about. 🙂
Kristy Dempsey 
This is hilarious.
Such an observant little boy. Soon enough, he’ll learn to hold his tongue on certain things. 🙂
Too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
LOL!
LOL Could be worse. My hubby’s college roommate was dating a girl who was brilliantly book smart – not so much everyday smarts. They were in a bar when a girl came in w/an obvious dye job in need of root touching up. My hubby asked roommate’s girlfriend, “How do you think she dyed her roots black.” Girlfriend pondered and said, “Yeah, how DID she?” TOTALLY serious.
such a civic-minded lad, to let you know. ;^P
Funny. Usually I get a comment about my one crooked tooth. Can I help that it looks even more crooked from the vantage point of a Kindergartener sitting on the floor? LOL
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. And, um, I need to go touch up my roots.